He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She's the barista slut.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm always down for nudity.
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