I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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