she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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