How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
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go home
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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