well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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