Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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