They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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