After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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