I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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