The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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