Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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