Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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