Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize