Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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