Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I would ride that face into the sunset
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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