i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Randomize