is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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