I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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