sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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