At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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