Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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