Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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