Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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