Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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