this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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