Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize
