I'm really into asian looking animals
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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