IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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