You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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