have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I smell like Dick and happiness
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