remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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