he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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