they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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