So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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