i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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