they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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