...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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