16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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