I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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