But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I had to cum in my sink.
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