I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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