Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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