he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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