i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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