I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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