Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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