we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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