The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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