would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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