I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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