you mean i was at the winter classic?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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