He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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